ya’ll.
how is it that Missi (in the middle) is due IN A WEEK? and Brooke (on the far right) is due IN ELEVEN WEEKS? and i look like i am further along than both of them? (and they are wearing horizontal stripes for the loves of zues’ butthole!)
is it because they are having boys? cause i have only gained SIX pounds this pregnancy. i look like a barge. and that frying pan nose on me is really starting t o piss me off.
God love CJM for still finding me attractive (poor guy either really loves me or can put on a good front—i kid, i kid) but i am not one of those women that ‘wears pregnancy well.’
But i am not complaining. i am wearing this pregnancy with every ounce of pride i have in me. i know how this all ends. this little girl i am giving life to will be another mini creation of me and chris. and she will have a really cute and sassy big sister to help take care of her. Miss MegaMyers might not be helping me in the looks department right now, but i can handle it…..cause i know Miss MegaMyers will be worth every sneer and snark i give myself every morning as i gasp at my reflection.
and yes, i am fully aware of the run ons in this post.
